Rest In Peace

-Minutes silence for those lost in that damn big wave (does it havea specific name?)-

60.59.58.57.56.55.54.53.52.51.50.49.48.47.46.45.44.43.42.41.40.39.38. 37.36.35.34.33.32.31.30.29.28.27.26.25.24.23.22.21.20.19.18.17.16.15.14. 13.12.11.10.9.8.7.6.5.4.3.2.1.

-that took me longer than a minute.-

It's the end of the world!!

Hallo.

yes, as my title says, it's the end of the world. I have compiled a list of reasons and here they are:

- That/ those (was it one or heaps?) tsunami/s that hit Asia is physical evidence that the world is falling apart. Soon all the plates will move and then Earth will shatter into a million pieces, smashing to it's demise; destruction; DEATH!! People will float around in space for eternity or at least until their heads explode with the pressure, and even the cochroaches will cease to exist.

- Global warming will just drown us all. Then giant fish and squid will rule the world!!

- Some country will make a weapon so powerful, it'll blow the world away. on two levels.

- Imagine, perhaps with the world in a giving, helping mood we might get world peace. And has there ever been world peace? no. So that would be the end of the world coz nasties like George bush wouldn't know how to cope.

- When everyone starts thinking like Alan (Simple Plan are better than R. Kelly) that will be the end of the world right there!! Who in their right minds, ok, maybe i'm over exaggerating and being a little rude, but WHO would/ COULD listen to Simple Plan, ordinary teeny "rock" over R. Kelly, a pretty good r'n'b kinda guy. no, i haven't converted, but i can't bring myself to say Simple Plan are good. I refuse to. Still, it's kinda sad that i'm saying r'n'bs better than some form of rock.

- We'll kill ourselves with our great technology. Well not us personally, but those people who do that stuff. They'll create something like on "I, robot" and then there'll be evil killing robots in the not too distant future.

- On the topic of movies, it's the whole "The day after tommorow" happening to us all. Let's all move to mexico.

-And, if we say it like this, perhaps we'll turn out like gattaca and i'll go around and kill all the valids myself.

-Everyone's gone all self-centred (including myself. look at me, i can't stop talking about myself) and then, all those people who think the world's against them will commit suicide. that wipes out all angst teens, rock band members, Britney Spears (yeah!!) and mid life crisees (mid-life ranging from 20-50). That'll leave the elderly and the crippled. And they'll have to have a play-off for top spot.

- people will just get plastic surgery coz they're all so damn vain and they'll melt when they finally spray away the o-zone layer.

- I'd say some more, it's just my mind's been soiled by the large amounts of television and street fighter that's poisened my mind, so i can't think of anything else.

So. Is there hope for this sad lump of substance? Don't ask me, i'm just a weeny 14 year old kid with no idea about all the crap she just went on about. But I was just thinking, is there hope for those Asian countries now? I mean, does this gives them a chance to start over and perhaps make it a better place? Or i could just be too hopeful in thinking so. Well, don't let me bog you down. Go out, have a great new year and cy'all lata,

kimo.

Bloody pearls.

hallo.

yes, as my title says, bloody pearls. Not the white kind found on necklaces and jewellry, but those bloody slimy black gross things in bubble tea. bloody hell. I went to that jj ice-cream place at knox, not that many of you would know it coz you've probably never been, but anyway, not the point, and back to my story. so anyway, I walk in and wait behind two guys and since it's a small shop and it was only us in there, i sat on these really cute squishy orange chairs. So i'm just sitting there and waiting while watching this fricken group of TB BOYS and girls come intot he shop. then this asian lady who looks all snobby and all strolls up and PUSHES IN FRONT OF ME!! I'm just standing there (i'd gotten up when the TB's walked in, in case they wanted something. geez, i hate tb's) so anyway, she orders away, while i'm just glaring at her and then, that wasn't the worst bit. the bloody worst bit was that when i'd ordered: lychee red tea with fruit jelly. And dyu know what i got?!! lychee red tea with PEARLS!!! man. why don't you just give me fricken mango GREEN tea?!! that's the bloody second time someone's done that. geez, can someone please tell me how fruit jelly sounds like pearls.

muh, just thought you might want to hear about the stresses of my life. And now to my little book review that i must do. for my sake.

Goat -A memoir by Brad Land
Well, i think i enjoyed it. I need it to settle down first, then i could probably do a better review, but then, i'll probably forget it by then, so here goes anyway. Personally, I think Brad Land could do with a few extra english classes on punctuation and tenses, but he's like 28 or something so it's probably too late for him. Well, in this book, you'll find no talking marks whatsoever, but let's not concern ourselves too much with that. I think the only reason i picked this book up was coz it was red with a white goat face thing on the front and it looked good. But there's NO blurb!! i hate that. no preview for the keen. jeez, i couldn't even find out much about Brad after i read his AUTOBIOGRAPHY!! i mean, i just wanna find out what happened to him, but it's like: go read his biography, jesus christ, i have. what the hell? so anyway, i don't wanna give too much away, but all up he pretty much gets f...ed up by some people and he goes through college with it hanging over him. overall, i thought it was alright, after you get over the lack of puntuation and stuff. And can someone PLEASE tell me what the hell a pledge, a brother and a fraternity is?!! I was thinking the whole time, why the hell do you want it? isn';t college about getting degrees and going to class or something? half the book was swearing and the rest is telling us about him smoking. well, that's about it. I thought, poor guy after reading a review where this guy's full bagging his book and saying he couldn't get past the 20th page.

Well, i'm going now. food calls again. cya lata,

Kimo.

if i say read this, will you still read it?

hallo all.

Sorry about that other post. jeez, i said don't read people!! Well, thanks for the comments.

TGIO <- thank god it's over. christmas. jeez, i was so sick of it.. 2 MONTHS ago. man. it's an over-rated pubic holiday. that's saying something. coz as australians, we value gambling so much we have a public holiday to bet on horse-racing. So anyway, back to christmas. I woke up thinking, gee, i should be excited, shouldn't i? So i crawled outta bed, groggy and all and sat around thinking, now that i'm up, what shall i do? before long, i heard my mother telling me to clean my room. jeez, i thought, we're meant to make merry and eat mince pies. but no, i went off to clean my room, and ahhh my saviour, my aunty came to take my brother and i to our grandparents place for christmas. Man, all i can say is food, food and more food (and extremely christian christians.) so anyway, we ate and stuff. then god almighty, THEY insisted on some play with puppets. man, that was pretty bad, coz i couldn't even laugh AT them, coz it's not like i could laugh with them. geez, how funny can some pieces of paper on chopsticks be? And then it was time for presents. man, santa's f...in scary. especially tall, lanky, AZN santa's wearing BOXER SHORTS!! My uncle, who was filming it, had to say: could santa please close his legs. So anyway, thoroughly disappointed with my presents. but, then again, christmas ISN'T about presents, it's about the joy of being together ^.-

So yeah. I was gonna say something. Well, don't you hate it when you message someone/s and they don't reply?!! well i do. And omg, bloody unreliable piece of crappy brick looking phone company 3 wouldn't let me send any messages yesterday, christmas, and so i look like an idiot if i send any today. jeez, so much for cheap sms when you can't even send any. Well i like this song even though it is -cough- r'n'b -cough-. well it's a nice song, here's the lyrics to the chorus:

I wish that I could hold you now
I wish that I could touch you now
I wish that I could talk to you
Be with you somehow
I know you're in a better place
Even though I can't see your face
I know you're smiling down on me
Saying everything's okay
And if I make it out this thug life
I'll see you again someday
I wish, I wish, I wish
I wish, I wish, I wish

hmph. i guess you have to listen to the whole song to get it all. And i really don't have much to say. so i'll leave you all now, and just wondering, totally random thought, i know, but you know how you need like 8 hours of sleep or something or else you'll get heart disease or attack or something? well, what about those people who are in comas for years? is that like a guaranteed (geez, how the hell dyu spell that?) heart attack/ disease thing? well, yeah, just wondering.

going now,
kimo

Don't read. i just need to get it all outta me. [3rd hate letter to the world]

fuck man.

i'm fucking shaking. i'm fucking scared. i'm fucking crying. i'm fucking not in the fucking mood. fuck it all. What's people's fucking problem these days. what the fuck. fuck. if i was a violent person and there was someone standing next to me, i'd fucking punch them. but i'm not. fuck. If i had a fucking thought, i'd fucking shout it. but i don't. fuck. if i had any fucking power, i'd fucking stop it. but i don't. fuck. if i coulda done something, i should've fucking done it. but i couldn't. fuck. what's fucking happened? i dno. fuck. if you hadn't fucking noticed, i'm fucking upset. and i can't do anything. left fucking stranded. fuck. if i could draw, i'd fucking draw. but i can't. fuck. if i was a fucking lunatic, i'd fucking kill someone. but i'm not. fuck it. if i could fucking do something now, i'd do it. but i can't i dnt even know what i CAN do. fuck. man. what. the. fuck. fucking hell, if you've never seen my mum, you've never fucking seen psycho. fuck. why don't you fucking get a fucking life and fucking leave me alone. and my brother. what the fuck have we ever done? and dad's not any fucking better. you're all fucking against us all. aren't you. can't you go a day or two without ending it in a stupid fucking fight. fuck.

i hate it when people fight. and it's so much worse when it's your parent's. and what's worse is when they swear. at the top of their lungs. jesus fucking christ. if other people weren't so fucking pissed, i'd fucking turn up slipknot and fucking scream with it. but i can't. fuck. and the fucking bloody milk bar doesn't help in any fucking way. i'm all fucking upset and i have to fucking compose myself every fucking couple of minutes. fuck. and it's just me here. fuck. everyone's fucking left. fuck. go. fuck. never liked yuz anyway. fucking hell. oo that's the fucking sound of them coming back. fucking hell. go away. it was fucking better when you were gone. fuck. don't act like nothing's fucking happened. jesus christ. grrrrugh. fuck man. i just want it to be tomorrow. fuck. and if tomorrow's bad, i want it to fucking be next week. or fuck. why not go all out and fucking say i want it to be when i'm fucking outta here. fuck. and fucking, if that's your fucking best, WHO GIVES A FUCK?!! jesus fucking christ. and it's not like i can up and go like that. nah, you're fucking lucky i don't have the fucking nerve. and neither do you. fuck off.

fucking going to fucking do something. fucking hell, it'd fucking help if i fucking knew what that fucking something was. well i got some fucking satisfaction. i fucking scared the shit outta kid with a fucking death glare.

Kimo.

I forgot to stick a title on my previous post.

hi,
omg, im so bloody, fricken bored. Normally when i'm on MSN, i can't concentrate enough to write a post, but i'm THAT bored at the moment. Well i went to georgia's party today and it was pretty fun. DYU KNOW WHAT?!! we bloody waited for an hour for Jong, but she got the days wrong. So she didn't end up coming. So we went to the beach which is a walkable distance from Georgia's house. A walkable distance is definately walkable if i say so. So we hung out at the beach and i involuntarily got into the freezing cold water and had to swim to the sand dune a k away. lol, maybe not, but it felt like it. I don't get people's fascination with the beach. i mean there's only two things. no, make that three. water. sand. sun. i hate the sand and the sun and the water was bloody freezing, so i might as well hate that too. So anyway, we played the egg throwing game which was alright coz our egg kept bouncing in the sand coz i can't catch for crap. And then we got some water balloons and piffed them at each other, but since they all broke on the tap, that didn't work too well. So we kinda sat around for a while. actually me and a few people, while the weirdos went back out into the water.

Well after that, we went back to georgia's and into her pool. Geez, don't you people get SICK of water? geez. And there was this pole in the middle of the pool so you could walk across, well, a lot of people excluding me can walk across. And then we had pizza. but the thing that annoyed me was that i had to leave early coz of my bloody parents. who knows. and my brother went out and got back 20 minutes later than he said he would and now he's grounded for the rest of the holidays. like i said, who knows. And so yeah, that's about it. And i didn't even get to play any music. oh well, Britt brought Collision Course by Jay-Z and Linkin Park. Pretty cool. far out. im sorry guys, the last few posts've been shitty coz im getting sick of this blog. Well, i thought i woulda gotten sick of it before now, but i seriously am. I mean, i have NOTHING to talk about, yet i seem to be able to drag out nothing for a whole 4 or 5 paragraphs. man, im tired. You know, i'm only typing this coz i have nothing better to do. yeah. you people r second rate. lol, jk. but seriously, i'm just waiting for my cd to finish burning and i'm outta here.

Did you people listen to Omega? MEH, I'M OVER IT. GAH bloody caps, what's this world coming to? You know what i've over-used lately? -bloody.-the thing is.-what's this world coming to. it makes me sound crazy when i use them all in every second sentence. oh well, crazy i am. And i have a question for you people. Do you feel bad in downloading music or whatever? Personally, i don't really, but then again, i'll steal anything. teacher's stuff. friend's stuff. stuff from anyone. if i worked in an office, i'd probably steal office stuff too. So what's the difference if i steal from a stranger? not a lot, unless they find out. Well, go ahead and steal my stuff, i really don't mind. lol, good luck to finding something worth stealing.

Yeah. god, why can't people give you a straight answer when you ask what they want for christmas. we're not ALL mind readers you know. and i know i know, it's the thought that counts and shit, but who gives a f when you can have something you really want instead. you know, it's your fault you have to fake appreciation for something you don't want. that's what you get for not answering in the first place. everyone should have a christmas and birthday registry. Just write a list of everything you want and send it around. easy? yes. then you won't have to spend the rest of the year practising fake appreciation smiles.

Am i a little too pesimistic? i mean all i talk about is stuff that i hate, stuff that annoys me and all the worst bits about everything. well, like i said, next year, i'll be more optimistic. dude, it's like 11 and i'm really sleepy. i usually last longer than this. meh. beats me. oo, there's my cd now. omg, more over-used words: like i said. i was just about to use it again. dude. perhaps this is why i need a bigger vocab. well, stuff that. oh yes, i was gonna say this: I figured out why slipknot are good. I mean, i can see where people are coming from when they say it's just noise. well that's the thing (heh) it's just NOISE. noise to block out everything else. noise to drown out your thoughts. but some of it actually sounds good. ooo, like 5 songs just finished downloading. there. i said it. i downloaded some songs. omg, please don't arrest me :'(

so anyway i'm gonna head off now, coz im bored shitless here and that time could be better spent in lala land. or i could go to sleep.

cyaz,
Kimo

howdy y'all,

yes, me in a better mood. Well i've just come back from my grandparent's house and yeah. Yesterday, no actually, the day before that i went to chaddy with alan coz no one else wanted/ was allowed to come. Yeah. NOT that he was a last resort or anything. So anyway, i got this really scary-looking-but-really-squishy-cushion-slash-pillow for georgia coz it's her birthday soon-ish..omg, it's on tuesday. mangz.lol, anywho, there really isn't much to do with no money these days. So yeah, hung around, did not a lot and that's about it. then yesterday, since it was really hot and all, we -my bro, cousin, aunty and i went to my aunty's boyfriend's house to swim in his pool. god, it was freezing!! it's like a 30-something degree day and we're all shivering in this bloody freezing pool. and what was worse was that i turned all black. nothing against dark skin, it's just i have this major tan line where my bikini was. god damn, u should see it. lol, maybe not, coz then i'd have to take my clothes off :P let's move on, shall we? so anyway, we went back home and after we gave my aunty her birthday presents and stuff we watched this hellova shitty chinese movie about some lady who pretends to be blind and some guy falls in love with her and so does some other guy and in the end the lady dies coz one of the guys were jealous and stabbed her and she had litres of blood coming out of her heart, yet stays JUST alive for like half the movie, yet, when one of the guys gets a little cut to the leg her just collapses and is assumed dead. -.- there's some great stuff out there..and that wasn't one of them.

So after that grouse movie, we played taboo. it's where you get a word and you have to get your team-mates to say the word and you can't say the taboo words, which are related to the word you have to get the other person to say. so anyway, one of my words was: army. so i said: George bush has a big one. and everyone just gave me a funny look. lol, sorry guys, i didn't mean to. my uncle broke the awkwardness (what the hell? how dyu spell that?) by saying: hat? but yeah, got there in the end. and my bro goes: it's sorta like an elephant. and his word was giraffe. and my aunty had beaver and went: roar. lol, well i thought it was funny. and then we played boggle til 3:30 in the morning. but the thing is, my cousin refused to sleep in the other bed so there was my cousin, my aunty and me in this double bed and she bloody kept kicking me, hogging the blanket and shobing me into the wall. one thing i hate is to be disturbed when i can actually get some sleep.

omg, andy, my aunty's boyfriend HAD a Skyline R-33 and had it all done up and everything, but he sold it and got a rex instead. AND WE GOT TO GO IN IT!! the Rex with a blow-off valve and momo steering wheel!! sure, they're only small things, buy that's the best car i've ever been in. yeah, yeah, i know most of you readers wouldn't give a about the cars i've been in, but i do. so anyway, that was my weekend, the most interesting part of my holidays.

so yeah. gah, bloody pop-ups. what happened to that thing that blocked them?? bloody computer. Dyu what SOMEONE said to me?!! "I don't like reading your blog coz you're so damn depressing." god, well sorree that i am. geez. Well you could at least comment and say hi, i read your blog. i mean I DO, even when you're talking about god knows what about how great oz idol was. lol, nothing against you if you don't like what i talk about. Dyu know what i had in my head? lol, well apart from initial d music that my bro listens to, but i had this thing called omega by stone sour. it's like, not a song but it kinda flows. try it out if you can find it. it's like 2 minutes of Corey Taylor, lead singer of stone sour AND slipknot. but just warning you, it might be a little weird. But yeah, anywho.

what was i gonna say...? hmm, i smell food. hmph. i'm not even hungry. well my bro's kicking me off, yet again. yeah, nothing interesting in this post, but at least it's a post. well cya lata then,

Kimo

I got 99 problems but the bitch ain't one

Hi.
Gah, bloody internet not working, so I'm reduced to playing spider solitaire. Geez, what am I coming to? Anywho, did mean to post earlier, but I was just too lazy. That and the fact that we had speech night a few nights ago. 1. coz it was so bloody boring. 2. it was in the city. 3. I wasn't getting anything. So I was bored outta my brains for about three hours. Three hours of me screaming in my head at the people on stage. Three hours of dwelling on what I could be doing, instead of sitting in a terribly uncomfy seat slapping my hands together to show my appreciation of some dweeb that won some award for dancing or something. Jesus Christ. And what the hell is this whole GIS thing? i'll explain. Every year level from 5-12 a representative gets to make a speech about their year. And some year 10 chick gets up there and talks about some GEOGRAPHY PROGRAM!! Oo, yay, I have a geography program to look forward to. -.- don't get me wrong, I love learning about places I'll never go and using some computer program to find MOUNTAINS and RIVERS in some outback hole, because they are just so hard to miss.
You know what else is pissing me off at the moment? Bloody spindrift, the school magazine. If I'm not spindrift editor, or at least some person on the team, I'll.. i'll.. scream!! But, all is not bad this year. I had my little evil red eyed fishies in it, but they didn't even acknowledge me!! That's the second art thing I've had in there. The other was another fishy that I made and they didn't acknowledge that either!! Well, yeah.
I've thought up a couple new year's resolutions for 2005:
Be optimistic I've found that I've been a little pessimistic this year, but can't really blame me.. can you? Well, life always runs into a bleak patch and theres nothing anyone can do about it. Not even me.
Conform As I found in English, individuality is frowned upon. I will conform and be like everyone else. I will not try and do better, as that always leads on to a different mark from everyone else. A worse mark. As well as that, I will not question the point of maths and it's useless topics. That just leads on to no answers anyway. And it's not only in English and maths. I'm sick of people pointing out MY differences, or what I like to call PERSONAILTY. Jesus Christ, can't you people hack it? Just shuttup and leave me alone.
Go out of your way to be nice to people I've noticed that, funnily enough, people that are nice to other's are much more appreciated. But that's not saying I've been mean or anything, it's just people don't realise I'm nice, do they? No, go ahead and ignore me, i don't mind. really.
Be motivated, or at least pretend you are I didn't do well this year coz of lack of motivation. Why? Coz what is there to be motivated with? The fact that they made us do stupid, annoyingly boring things that were supposedly MEANT to motivate us? Yay, swimming, looking after elderly people, gardening and pretending to be someone else is the best way to do that, isn't it -.-
Swear like there's no tomorrow Swearing is therapeutical.
Piss off people that piss you off I let people off this year. I let them go easy. But you just wait til next year. Don't you dare piss me off.
Laugh everyday Laughing is meant to be good for you or something. So do that. Yeah, some days laughing's one of the last things you wanna do, but if you don't people'll think you've got problems and will recommend professional help.
Here are a few tips you could use next year:
Do not try to convert anyone I tried converting, or at least showing people the better side of what I like, but no. that would be too hopeful of me to think people will enjoy what I listen to.
Do not voice your opinion when outnumbered. Especially by azns. I'm also sick of having my head bitten off every time I think out my thoughts aloud. Jesus Christ, sorree for talking.
Do as people say coz fighting is just too much effort If someone says jump off that cliff, I suggest you do it, coz if you don't they'll pull out a gun and 3 shots to the head, you're sure to be dead. That was just a metaphor for reality. Why waste energy arguing with someone stubborn coz they'll just end up getting violent.
Work on your greasies/ death looks Some people say I can't give greasies. Well, you need to be able to so you can scare little kids. Or at least give the impression that you don't want to be disturbed, god knows, I never want to be.
relax After a big exam or test, I always wonder why I stressed so much. Big whoop if you fail something. You don't care, I don't care, so why bother stressing over something NO one cares about? Pointless, really. (Don't say anything Alan, I know, I know, school's good, hail your work, you're evil for saying that...)
Kimo.
-If you haven't noticed, I'm not in a good mood.

My shadows the only one that walks beside me

Hihi,
My gosh, it seems everyone else enjoyed this boat ride around some water out in the middle of nowhere, except for me. It wasnt like excruciating pain or anything, it was just a little dull: oo look, theres some water, and omg, look over there, theres MORE water!! The only highlight was that I got to drive the boat!! All wasnt bad; the walk through the mangrove/swampy/sewage-looking place was GREAT!! -.- Well it could have been worse. Well, the bus trip was better suited; reading about some kids killing some pig and sitting/lying in weird positions is great. Whoa, I nearly fell off my seat coz I can still feel the boat under me. *sways forwards and backwards*

Hmm, someone said she read some of my last posts and that they made her feel nostalgic and depressed. Cool. I really hope that you people DO read what I have to say, irrelevant as it may be. Man, im so out of it today. Ive been walking and talking like a zombie and I dno whats wrong. I hate it. Perhaps its my low from my high I was on the other day. Whatever goes up must come down. BUT IT WAS ONLY SUGAR!! Ahh well, ill get over it. Why is the room spinning?

Well I was planning to say something interesting, the only problem with that is that I dont have anything interesting to say. Ahh crap, just remembered I dont have any batteries. Oh well, ill just be musicless for a day. God knows, maybe itll be for the better to not listen to people wanting to commit suicide. Anywho, the idea of Christmas is stupid. Didnt Coke make it up or something? Hah, trust. Christmas is possibly the biggest waste of money in the world: oo, lets give presents to each other coz some dude was born. ^.- and what the hell do Christmas trees with decorations have to do with it? For the religio guy, what does santa have anything to do with anything? And what the hell does seasons greetings mean? And why the hell do candy canes come into the same scene as virgins and red nosed reindeers? Ok, heres my view of what Christmas is: some lady pops out some baby without having sex (Damn, thats gotta suck; no sex AND a baby. ^.-) so some old guys follow a star (or possibly a planet) and gives presents to some guy they dont know and immediately worship. Then some fat person in red said ho ho ho and got a little jolly at the south pole and decided to get little kids on his lap and ask them what they want for Christmas. Isnt it a little too sexual? And then some BRAINIAC said, hey presents are grouse, lets give some to each other. So they do and spend heaps on their credit cards and spend the rest of the year complaining about it.

You have to admit, its kinda crazy. Celebrating some day just coz everyone else is. Then theres that whole, we shouldnt make Christmas so public coz some people arent Christian. Have no doubt, I love Christmas, even if im not Christian, so why cant they just ignore the whole jesus thing and pretend santa popped out of a virgin named mary. Hah, so what did Mary and joseph do on their wedding night? Or maybe Jesus is just a bastard. Well thats the story of Christmas. And wtf is with holly? And roasted animals? And thanksgiving? And stockings around some fireplace? God, where the hell did the coming down a chimney come from? I bet there was some totally smashed guy saying: we sh-should.. TREE!! BIG TREE!! Whoops, my socks red, I-Ill stick it on the fireplace. Oo, lesh go down da ch-chinemy..chimney.. -.- not trying to be rude or anything to the creator of Christmas.

Well, im off to write in all my Christmas cards now!! Yay, love Christmas.. :D

Kimo

Do you serve a purpose, or purposely serve?

Howdy howdy,
Back at my grandparents house for another week. Another week without MSN or the internet. Yay -.- Well anyway, this week is * Marine week * at school. A week where we all get to do mariney kinda stuff. W00t. Yesterday we went surfing and sit-on-top kayaking. OMG it was SO much fun!! And I ended up STANDING on the surfboard. The only thing was that I started jumping and getting all excited so I ended up falling and hitting my butt on the sand coz the water was so shallow. Anyway, today we went to the Melbourne aquarium and by golly, that was a jolly great tour -.- Bloody 2 and a 1/2 hour tour to look at some great ugly fishes. Woohoo, that was grouse. And the lady got all excited about some baby crocodiles. Yay, only problem, miss, I think you lost one. God, they didnt even let us on the stimulator. Lol, stimulator? Or simulator? Haha, sounds dirty. I just looked it up in the dictionary.. its definitely SImulator.

GOD!! Im SO sick of my bloody 3-nearly-4 year old cousin. Bloody wont leave me alone. GAH. Throwing things at me too. Goddamn, PISS OFF!! Hes not cute anymore. In the space of a week and a bit, hes gotten annoying. I hate kids. Not hate hate, just get annoyed by them easily. Especially ones that are really slow, talk heaps, ask heaps of questions, are ugly (just kidding), are taller than me, throw things at you, wont go away or are constantly screaming. And I dont really like old people either. They say that our generation will probably live till about 130 or something. What the hell? I dont wanna live to that age!! I thought 100 at the most. Only those really fit people who do like jogging or something everyday since they were 50 or something. Nah, ill be one of those weirdo old ladies that just talk crap, have no idea of what theyre doing and everyones scared of them. Hahaha, thatd be the day. Like I was saying, what the hell is the use of living up to 130? Wouldnt you like have major arthritis, 5 broken hips, broken joints, no teeth, heart failure.. by then? Well ill probably be the size of a Barbie or something coz ive already started shrinking!! And ill probably a wrinkly prune looking person coz I sizzled my skin (NOT on purpose) on house aths day. Ive been told I look black. Well thanks guys, so nice of you.

Whats with the obsession with little kids and looking good these days? I mean I heard on the radio, coz I havent seen it myself, that little kids like designer clothes and what not. They supposedly buy really expensive clothes or something. Jeez, I dont even wear designer crap. Crap, did I say that? -.- I just think its stupid to spend so much on something just coz its got some stupid label on it. Why dont I just make some see-through clothes and spread the word that its really cool and then ill be rich!! Plus, what the hell was with that whole * kids wearing bras even though they dont need to.* Whats up with that? I hope I was never that stupid. And it’s the parents to blame too. Damn stupid people that spoil their kids. And what was with that whole: oo, that lady hit her kid in public or something. If my kid (if I had one) had a stupid spaz attack and started crying coz they werent allowed to get something, id backhand them one too. and did you know some lady had to take out the word smacked from her book. Thats one of the stupidest things ive ever heard. Whats wrong with that word? Are they trying to get rid of *violence* in books? Yeah, we all know violent-druggy-alcoholic teenagers get their fix from kids books -.- geez. And its not like god-forbid ..SMACKING will cease to exist just coz some stupid editor took it out of some pov book that no ones gonna read anyway. And this is coming from the generation where they used to totally flog them with whips and shit.. or am I thinking too far back? Anywho, I think these people had a little too much hash and got a little too high when they thought theyd cut out violence. Itll never stop.

Im still peeved at the whole *lets make learners wait until theyre 17 until they can get their drivers license* thing. God, its not like once you get older, youll suddenly become a pro and will never crash. Ever. Theyre called accidents. Jaja, I know that its not nice when someone gets run over, but why should the rest of us have to be weighed down by those stupidos? Get over it and bring it back to 16. Yeah, we can mourn all we want about some people that drag raced, but that was their fault that they crashed into a tree. Not ours. So why are WE being punished? Coz THEY were reckless drivers. Great world we live in.

Have I ranted about trips to space? Places are starving and in poverty and stuff, yet they spend millions, probably billions on learning about the moon and space and shit. Oo yay, we have pictures of some dumb planet, yet about a third of EARTH are starving or at least struggling to survive. Thats another example of how great a world we live in. And dyu know what else? The bloody rich are ..bloody rich and the poor people are bloody poor. What the hell went wrong? Cant we just press some reset button and start again on the same level and see how far we get in a decade or so? I mean there are bloody people who are famous just coz theyve got big boobs. Woddup with that? And there are bloody people that are famous just coz their parents are rich. Geez, what can they do? Make a living from walking up and down some platform. Oo wow, that’s REALLY challenging.. IF YOU DIDNT HAVE LEGS!! Whats this world coming to?!! The end, perhaps. A world where the rich get richer, the poor get poorer, the smart get smarter and the dumb get dumber. Have you realized that were living in a world where the dumb are praised and fat people are ALWAYS nice? Not all fat people are jolly you know.

Eurhh. Im so not in the mood. For anything. Omg, one of my best friends got a boyfriend and kissed and whatever the other day. Haha, its meant to be a little hush-hush and Ive just told the world. Oh well, shell never know coz SHE NEVER COMES HERE. Anywho, does that mean theres some sort of pressure on me now? God, lets hope not. Not that im totally unsociable or anything. Its just I dont know many guys. Any guys with potential. Lol, just kidding but not really. Hahaha, I was on a high last night and this morning. Perhaps it was the sugar I ate. The sugar from McCafe in those little packets. Oo, that reminds me, ive got one left. Ahh, ill save it for a rainy day. Oo, looks like its gonna rain tomorrow. And DO YOU KNOW WHAT?!! I ordered an ice chocolate and they ran out of cream!! Damn you. And dyu know what else? They said they took out all the sugar out of something, cant remember what, but I remember thinking: NOOO not the sugar!! Anyhoos, hahaha, thats like Loos, that chick that supposedly had an affair with David Beckham or something. I read in the MX today that she was having sex with a pig or something, just coz everyone else on that farm was or something. Haha, perhaps that was what happened with her and Beckham: well.. everyone else was doing the pig, why not? Hah, nah, I like David beckham. I like to point and laugh at him. My gosh, im feeling witty. Actually, I think im on a high at the mention of sugar!! Wow, the power of sugar is mighty. Perhaps I should press the enter button soon. This is a long paragraph. Eheheh. Lol, just say that to yourself: eheheh. Thats so evil. Actually, looking at it again, it doesnt look that long after all. Oh well I feel like pressing it now -->

This long post is making up for the lack of previous posts. Im addicted to this blog. Just cant get enough of it. Dyu know that one of my all time favourite songs is Blur: Song 2. Its one of those songs where you just wanna pull out your air guitar and dance around. And you can only listen to it turned up full. Yah!! \m/ OMG, I tried on this full-serious 10cm skirt today. It was one of the cutest things ive ever seen. I felt like bloody sailor moon in it!! And it was only $6!! Well im, as Lauren said, a slut; a cheap slut. Hahaha, that has two meanings.. hah, so funny, although it took me a while to register. Hmm.. tomorrow, on this very exciting week of ours, we have sailing and windsurfing. Im pumped. Actually, not really. Hah!! I could have gotten that skirt and gotten bloody silicon in my chestal area and been SAILOR MOON!! Ahh, im so lame. And I love it. And I love it that ive spread across two rooms, even though I only have two bags of clothes. Sweet!! Omg, I have to buy a KK for my auntys boyfriend. Dyu know what he said to me?!! Just coz I hold my chopsticks the wrong way, he asked if I needed a fork. :o Hmph. Well ive got slipknot pumping in the background, head banging, no homework, 5 school days left, cousins gone to bed and only Christmas presents to worry about. Ahhh, I love it!! The only problem with saying: only Christmas presents to worry about, is that Christmas presents are a big thing. Oh well, shove that to the back of my head and leave it to the last minute like everything else I do. Ah crap, you know how I said I went surfing. Well we went to the beach for that. beach. Sand. I have sand EVERYWHERE!! Bloody, I feel like Kraimer (sp?) from Steinfield in that episode where he goes to the beach to hit golf balls into the sea and he cant get the sand off of him. *spaz attack like Kraimer*

Well, I probably should chuck something into the washing machine and clean something coz I have to use that smelly soggy thing that looks like a towel and some clothes, but why? Neh, itll wash off in the sea and I can smell. I usually do anyways. Moof. Hah, moof man strikes again. Well that’s the end of this post then. Once moof man comes to play, no one has any fun.

Signing out,
Kimo
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